Culo tonto translates to "Dumb Ass" in Spanish. To be a dumb ass, you are one of those who can't park between two lines, or park in handicap with out a placard.

Search for your license plate and if you see your car here, CONGRATULATIONS...you suck!

If your car is here, you can request to have me remove it, not that I am legally obligate to. Don't cry about your privacy, as I am posting what is public (your car, the license plates, and the location. All location are public, public parking and on the street parking. Public domain is the rule. What you do in your driveway is your personal and private business.

Don't like your picture here, improve your driving: Park between the lines, don't touch your cell phone while your vehicle is in motion, smarten up!

NSFW only because of language (no porn, no nudity)

 

Now I need to keep sidewalk chalk in my car… 
AWESOME idea to label asshole parkers.

Now I need to keep sidewalk chalk in my car… 

AWESOME idea to label asshole parkers.

Another Jehovah Witness asshole who can’t park or respect the neighborhood.

Partially blocking the driveway is STILL blocking the driveway.

[Postscript]

Regardless what your elder/boss/preacher/leader…  whatever he is told you, I will have you towed. Let’s not mince words. Kingdom Hall is a business in a residential neighborhood. You are just as culpable to adherence to the law as the good people who live her. 

You’re not a neighbor… you’re a business.

10.12.180 Citation for unlawfully parked vehicle—Adoption of state law.

Any regularly employed and salaried officer of the police department may issue a citation to the owner or driver of any motor vehicle that has been parked or left standing on any private property, driveway or private parking lot, or property used for private parking purposes, in violation of Section 10.12.170. The provisions of Section 41102 of the Vehicle Code of the state shall be applicable in determining responsibility for such citation, and Section 41102 of the Vehicle Code of the state is adopted by reference as a part of this section. (Prior code § 17.67)

10.12.190 Removal of unlawfully parked vehicle—Authorized.

Any regularly employed and salaried officer of the police department, the owner of any private property, or the person entitled to the possession thereof for the time being, or the authorized agent of either, may remove or cause to be removed, any motor vehicle that has been parked or left standing on any private property, driveway or private parking lot, or property used for private parking purposes, in violation of Section 10.12.170. (Prior code § 17.68)

Just another fucking moron who can park between the lines

Just another fucking moron who can park between the lines

disabled-dilemma:

Disabled Dilemma number 25 says
Able bodied people parking in a handicap spot; “I was only parked for a few minutes.”
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10 seconds is already 10 second more than any able bodied parker in a handicap spot. I got into a shouting matches with these lame-o’s and sure enough, mall security is there to cite the person. I am asked if I am willing to sign the complaint, my response is always, “YES!”

disabled-dilemma:

Disabled Dilemma number 25 says

Able bodied people parking in a handicap spot; “I was only parked for a few minutes.”

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10 seconds is already 10 second more than any able bodied parker in a handicap spot. I got into a shouting matches with these lame-o’s and sure enough, mall security is there to cite the person. I am asked if I am willing to sign the complaint, my response is always, “YES!

disabled-dilemma:

Disabled Dilemma number 26 says
"Motorcycles parked in the striped lines next to a handicap parking space"
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The striped lines ARE NOT parking for ANYONE, including motorcycles and are subject to towing, tickets or my foot shoving that bike over into the next non-handicapped parking space.

disabled-dilemma:

Disabled Dilemma number 26 says

"Motorcycles parked in the striped lines next to a handicap parking space"

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The striped lines ARE NOT parking for ANYONE, including motorcycles and are subject to towing, tickets or my foot shoving that bike over into the next non-handicapped parking space.

sweetpanda10:

Pet Peeve #6. Stupid drivers that are retarded. 😠👎 #StupidDrivers

sweetpanda10:

Pet Peeve #6. Stupid drivers that are retarded. 😠👎 #StupidDrivers

thavipdj:

His shirt speaks for himself. #damnimgood #dumbass #stupiddrivers

I love culo tonto’s… so much fun to laugh at

thavipdj:

His shirt speaks for himself. #damnimgood #dumbass #stupiddrivers

I love culo tonto’s… so much fun to laugh at

michelleehuynh:

Funny story of the night: so I just got into a car accident on the 10 freeway coming home from Pomona. Some idiot rear-ended me and ran off. I pull over, scared shitless, start taking pictures of the damage, and lo and behold, the idiot’s license plate is stuck to my bumper! That’s what I call karma, BITCH. Now I can find you. Stupidest hit and run ever. So now I’m just chillin, holding the ice on my back with my pikachu sweater. Makes me look like I have a lumpy butt kehehe (x the end #karma #stupiddrivers

Good girl!!! Now put the smack down on stupid and get everything you can… your deductible, any rental costs INCLUDE the gas for the rental, AND when the culo tonto asks for forgiveness, remind them that you aren’t a priest but Absolution has a fee and don’t be generous… be greedy ask for a couple of thousands or more…

michelleehuynh:

Funny story of the night: so I just got into a car accident on the 10 freeway coming home from Pomona. Some idiot rear-ended me and ran off. I pull over, scared shitless, start taking pictures of the damage, and lo and behold, the idiot’s license plate is stuck to my bumper! That’s what I call karma, BITCH. Now I can find you. Stupidest hit and run ever. So now I’m just chillin, holding the ice on my back with my pikachu sweater. Makes me look like I have a lumpy butt kehehe (x the end #karma #stupiddrivers

Good girl!!! Now put the smack down on stupid and get everything you can… your deductible, any rental costs INCLUDE the gas for the rental, AND when the culo tonto asks for forgiveness, remind them that you aren’t a priest but Absolution has a fee and don’t be generous… be greedy ask for a couple of thousands or more…